OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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