everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Be still, my beating vagina.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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