He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Found the puke drawer
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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