is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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