I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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