Dual....:-)
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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