never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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