At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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