Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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