Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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