As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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