your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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