Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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