yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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