I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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