Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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