when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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