Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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