you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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