Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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