Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Randomize
