You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Two words: blizzard sex
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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