carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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