Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I have aggressive nipples.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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