Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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