I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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