I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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