that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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