Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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