She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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