she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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