No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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