Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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