My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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