I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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