Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
