you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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