ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
