btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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