I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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