How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Sext me about skeletons
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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