it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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