if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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