I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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