On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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