If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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