How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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