sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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