Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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