Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Even my vagina gasped.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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