Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Randomize
