Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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