Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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