where does the pee come out of this thing
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Rumble strips road head = magical
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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